Another New Look             This one is short notice, but the latest look of the website is based on New Pokémon Snap, which is out this Friday. The Nintendo 64 …

New Kombat Koming Soon              Hey, guess what!              There’s a new Mortal Kombat movie coming out in a few weeks.              Did you know? Did you?? Did you??! Well, …

This page is a history of graphics and logos I’ve both made and used on the website since it began. Most everything has been in reference to something I either …

Down with a Sickness             I caught a cold this past weekend, which I don’t prefer, but there are also benefits to being sick that I’ve found. For an overthinker …

Like Straightening Trumpets Out Now!             Like Straightening Trumpets is out today, which you can click on below:             I wish I had better commentary on this story other than …

            I always wanted to handle the horn like Louis Armstrong, with lips so swollen and flush against the mouthpiece, girls wouldn’t know if I was making music or making …

Like Straightening Trumpets Delayed             I’ve delayed posting a new short story that I promised last week. I hope you’ll understand. It was one of those, “I didn’t get what …

Dolphin Pregnancy Test             A friend of mine said she went swimming with dolphins in Mexico as a teenager. She was with her parents in the boat and accompanied by …

Penguins with Hand Grenades Out Now!             A silly little story about a colony of penguins used nefariously by a sinister USSR general. What could go wrong? (Well, besides everything). …

            The place: Siberia.             The time: could be any. It’s Siberia.             The horn blew and Pebby waddled in line with the other captured penguins as they headed back …